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FACT: [13 Apr 2005|11:30am]

suziej
[ mood | alarmed ]

The leading cause of injury i.e. the biggest threat to a woman's health is...Collapse )

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[10 Oct 2004|11:53pm]

xnoedgexempirex



its nifty.
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[21 Aug 2004|06:51pm]

xnoedgexempirex
I HAVE CRAMPS.
FUCK YOU.
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p0wned [13 Jul 2004|06:23pm]

spiralbacktizzy
[ mood | hungry ]

good bones and simple murders
each female body contains a female brain. handy. makes things work. stick pins in it and you get amazing results. old popular songs. short circuits. bad dreams.

anyway: each of these brains has two halves. they're joined together by a thick cord; neural pathways flow from one to the other; sparkles of electric information washing to and fro. like light on waves. like a conversation. how does a woman know? she listens. she listens in.

the male brain, now that's a different matter. only a thin connection. space over here, time over there, music and arithmetic in their own sealed compartments. the right brain doesn't know what the left brain is doing. good for aiming though, for hitting the target when you pull the trigger. what's the target? who's the target? who cares? what matters is hitting it. that's the male brain for you. objective.

this is why men are so sad, why they feel so cut off, why they think of themselves as orphans cast adrift, footloose and stringless in the deep void. what void? she says. what are you talking about? the void of the universe, he says, and she says, oh and looks out the window and tries to get a handle on it, but it's no use, there's too much going on, too many rustlings in the leaves, too many voices, so she says, would you like a cheese sandwich, a piece of cake, a cup of tea? and he grinds his teeth because she doesn't understand, and wanders off, not just alone but Alone, lost in the dark, lost in the skull, searching for the other half, the twin who could complete him.

then it comes to him: he's lost the Female Body! look, it shines in the gloom, far ahead, a vision of wholeness, ripeness, like a giant melon, like an apple, like a metaphor for breast in a bad sex novel; it shines like a balloon, like a foggy noon, a watery moon, shimmering in its egg of light.

catch it. put it in a pumpkin, in a high tower, in a compound, in a chamber, in a house, in a room. quick, stick a leash on it, a lock, a chain, some pain, settle it down, so it can never get away from you again. p. 75-77

-margaret atwood

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[11 Jul 2004|11:10pm]

xnoedgexempirex
[ mood | crappy ]

i should be shot.

i'm totally listening to britney spears right now.

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[16 Jun 2004|12:21pm]

xnoedgexempirex
i love how guys are dumb and cant spell. or even make sense. ever.





i also love how photobucket NEVER WORKs.
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ATTENTION ATTENTION [01 Jun 2004|06:15pm]

spiralbacktizzy

SO, WHOS GETTIN LAID?? AND I'M NOT TALKING BOUT FLOWER NECKLACES. ;)

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STUPID BOYS!!! [21 May 2004|10:12am]

suziej

MAKE HIM RESIGN!!


Petition to Hold Ackerman Accountable
Democracy is online now.

Sign the online petition to demand the resignation of Ackerman from ASUCD Senate.

Email it to your friends, post it on your blogs, put it in your away message, IM every student you know. This is a chance to show ASUCD that while not everybody votes, WE ALL care about corruption and honesty in elected officials.

http://www.petitiononline.com/badasucd/petition.html


To read more about the incident, go to http://www.californiaaggie.ucdavis.edu/article/?id=4400
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[11 May 2004|04:50pm]

amrit_vandal
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dating advice? [09 May 2004|03:56pm]

amrit_vandal
i <3 foamy the squirrel!


Alright you women out there, listen closly. These guys you should look out for, the type of guy who is driving around listening to fucking dance music like Zombie Nation and stupid dumbass songs from the mid 90's that no body gives a shit about. Y'know they turn it up really loud to get your attention while driving by as if your going to throw yourself on top of the car and start pounding on the windshield and say "Oh, I love you because your playing Zombie Nation!" Yeah okay. What the fuck ever. What you do is, aim for the tires and fucking blow those shits out and then he will crash into a telephone pole.
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[24 Apr 2004|07:09pm]

rookiebiatch9
jlspecialsauce: davis hates his igloo
jlspecialsauce: he cant figure it out
upsidedownsea: hahah
upsidedownsea: oh no
upsidedownsea: did you shove him in it?
jlspecialsauce: hes a moron
jlspecialsauce: yeah
jlspecialsauce: he thumped at me
upsidedownsea: no dice?
upsidedownsea: hahah
jlspecialsauce: and turned his back on me
upsidedownsea: what an a-hole
jlspecialsauce: he does that when hes pissed
jlspecialsauce: lol
upsidedownsea: typical male, rejecting the unfamiliar
jlspecialsauce: hahahaha
jlspecialsauce: fuck ya

BTW: this was me on jess' screen name
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tee hee [22 Apr 2004|04:04pm]

spiralbacktizzy
[ mood | dirty ]

yeah





NOW THATS MORE LIKE IT. HOTT.

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just to let ya know [22 Apr 2004|01:48am]

rookiebiatch9
[ mood | accomplished ]

suckit

cock_job < vagpower

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[22 Apr 2004|01:44am]

spiralbacktizzy
Treenangel68: im the only one in vag power that has never slept with or messed aorund with anyone in cock job
jlspecialsauce: you should take it over
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this is war. [21 Apr 2004|09:06pm]

spiralbacktizzy
[ mood | mischievous ]

cockjob has it coming. A surprise in a few.

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No Snakes, No Snails, No Puppy Dog Tails............That's what little boys are made of... [12 Apr 2004|04:25am]

themaskedvixen



Simple Rules Here:

1. First rule of vagpower, you do not talk about vagpower

2. The second rule of vagpower is ...you...DO NOT TALK ABOUT VAGPOWER...(or the subject matter that we discuss on this journal...God Fight Club is a good movie)

3.You must be female to join & YES I'm screening

4. All enteries must be posted as friends only tht way we can bitch about men on livejournal without them knowing

5. NOTHING LEAVES THIS COMMUNITY! Bitch about men but let's not get all shady and go telling these guys

6. YOU must HATE MEN..and be infuriated..I will delete ANY comments/posts that are like "I'm so in love with my boyfriend"

Email me or comment to this post to be added....
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